.......................for all you NASCAR fans out there...........
You got to love the back to work programs Obama is putting together. I am
laughing as I send.
Raleigh , NC (UPI) -- Jeff Gordon announced today that he was firing his
entire pit crew. This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take
advantage of President Obama's scheme to employ Harlem youngsters.
The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how
unemployed youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less
than 6 seconds without proper equipment; whereas Gordon's existing crew
could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of dollars worth of high
tech equipment.
It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon's management team,
as most races are won or lost in the pits.
However, Gordon got more than he bargained for!
At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced crew
able to change all 4 wheels in under 6
seconds, but within 12 seconds they had changed the paint scheme, altered
the VIN, and sold the car to Dale Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed,
and some photos of Jeff Gordon's wife in the shower.
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