President BARACK OBAMA was invited to address a major
gathering of the American Indian Nation two weeks ago in
upstate New York ..
He spoke for almost an hour about his plans for increasing
every Native American's present standard of living. He referred
to his time as a U.S. Senator and how he had voted for every
Native American issue that came to the floor of the Senate.
Although President Obama was vague about the details of his
plans, he seemed most enthusiastic and spoke eloquently
about his ideas for helping his "red sisters and brothers."
At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented Obama
with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name, "Walking Eagle."
The proud President Obama accepted the plaque and then
departed in his motorcade to a fundraiser, waving to the crowds.
A news reporter later asked the group of chiefs how they came
to select the new name they had given to the President.
They explained that "Walking Eagle" is the name given to a bird
so full of sh-t it can no longer fly.
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