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cactus_jack
Number of posts : 2156 Location : Arizona Registration date : 2008-11-18
| Subject: Auto Industry Is Not Bailed Out Fri Nov 21, 2008 9:47 am | |
| Top 9 Catastrophes That Will Befall The Planet If The Auto Industry Is Not Bailed Out
This top-secret list of impending calamities was reportedly compiled by the CEOs of the Big Three Auto Makers in an effort to secure a $25 Billion bail-out from Congress. 9. The Earth will spin out of orbit, exacerbating global warming and turning the planet into a giant George Foreman Grill, slow-roasting its populace until dead, albeit delicious and heart-friendly. 8. People will start sincerely responding to Dennis Kucinich’s proposals with, “You know what, that’s a great idea!” 7. Baseball will extend its schedule to 300 games, and increases the games to nineteen innings. But on the positive side, the price of a beer at the ballpark will drop precipitously to $13. 6. Britney Spears stays sober, celibate, and leads a responsible life with her children, bankrupting all existing gossip magazines. 5. The discrepancy between the number of hot dog rolls and hot dogs per package will widen, with manufacturers opting to deliver their products in fractions, further befuddling consumers. 4. Cell phone companies will only offer two ring tones: Susan Estrich birthing a cape buffalo, and Barney Frank learning he has been forbidden from watching gladiator movies. 3. Every Friday and Saturday night will be declared “National Mother-In-Law Day” with government-mandated celebrations. 2. A remake of Waterworld as a musical starring Rosie O’Donnell and Harvey Fierstein. 1. Chuck Norris will wax his chest, tattoo it with a picture of Bea Arthur circa The Golden Girls, and for the rest of his life, only make topless infomercials where he sings the theme from Cats. | |
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Hattie
Number of posts : 523 Location : Charleston, SC Registration date : 2008-11-12
| Subject: Re: Auto Industry Is Not Bailed Out Fri Nov 21, 2008 2:39 pm | |
| Golly gee whiz, Jack! You just scared the blue jeans offa me! Now why would a gentleman like you wanna cause a terrible ripple effect on senior ladies ( like me) and gents (like some of y'all) in the first place????? If y'all are gonna scare us like that then we will have to buy an extra large bottle of Centrum Silver to carry us thru this financial and economic mess!! Hattie! P.S. If Britney Spears stays sober and celebate then I'll certainly eat my hat! For sure! | |
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cactus_jack
Number of posts : 2156 Location : Arizona Registration date : 2008-11-18
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Hattie
Number of posts : 523 Location : Charleston, SC Registration date : 2008-11-12
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cactus_jack
Number of posts : 2156 Location : Arizona Registration date : 2008-11-18
| Subject: Re: Auto Industry Is Not Bailed Out Fri Nov 21, 2008 5:40 pm | |
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cactus_jack
Number of posts : 2156 Location : Arizona Registration date : 2008-11-18
| Subject: Re: Auto Industry Is Not Bailed Out Fri Nov 21, 2008 5:40 pm | |
| Hattie thanks! It should work now. | |
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Hattie
Number of posts : 523 Location : Charleston, SC Registration date : 2008-11-12
| Subject: Re: Auto Industry Is Not Bailed Out Fri Nov 21, 2008 5:47 pm | |
| Nope, not working - still!
Hattie! | |
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cactus_jack
Number of posts : 2156 Location : Arizona Registration date : 2008-11-18
| Subject: Re: Auto Industry Is Not Bailed Out Fri Nov 21, 2008 5:54 pm | |
| Well that's strange because I see it ok! I made it smaller, but I doubt that will help. |
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Tiz Admin
Number of posts : 385 Registration date : 2008-11-13
| Subject: Re: Auto Industry Is Not Bailed Out Fri Nov 21, 2008 8:03 pm | |
| On TV2, your first post showed the MSN group . The last one. I see html code. | |
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Hattie
Number of posts : 523 Location : Charleston, SC Registration date : 2008-11-12
| Subject: Re: Auto Industry Is Not Bailed Out Fri Nov 21, 2008 11:40 pm | |
| OK, Jack! I see that the problem is here on my end. I had to go into 'Preferences' and click on to allow html codes to be seen. That's what was keeping your stuff off of my posts here on my end. Confusing! However - I agree with my turtle! Hattie! | |
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cactus_jack
Number of posts : 2156 Location : Arizona Registration date : 2008-11-18
| Subject: Re: Auto Industry Is Not Bailed Out Sat Nov 22, 2008 7:09 am | |
| [quote="Hattie"]OK, Jack! I see that the problem is here on my end. I had to go into 'Preferences' and click on to allow html codes to be seen. That's what was keeping your stuff off of my posts here on my end. Confusing! However - I agree with my turtle!
Hattie!
Good find! Now we know the rest of the story. | |
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Tiz Admin
Number of posts : 385 Registration date : 2008-11-13
| Subject: Re: Auto Industry Is Not Bailed Out Sat Nov 22, 2008 8:36 am | |
| That was my problem, also. I don't use TV2 much.........Thanks for that Hattie. Pictures show now. | |
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Dulcimers
Number of posts : 49 Age : 91 Location : Clinton Mississippi Registration date : 2008-11-13
| Subject: Re: Auto Industry Is Not Bailed Out Sat Nov 22, 2008 9:51 am | |
| Does that mean we can post using regular html coding such as this and it can be seen if you have the html box checked? That would certainly make it easier. | |
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cactus_jack
Number of posts : 2156 Location : Arizona Registration date : 2008-11-18
| Subject: Re: Auto Industry Is Not Bailed Out Sat Nov 22, 2008 9:58 am | |
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Dulcimers
Number of posts : 49 Age : 91 Location : Clinton Mississippi Registration date : 2008-11-13
| Subject: Re: Auto Industry Is Not Bailed Out Sat Nov 22, 2008 10:40 am | |
| JUST A TESTCJ Didn't see your embed on that last post. I'm trying a generated page here to see what happens....
Created by Joe Keith ... November 22, 2008 | |
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cactus_jack
Number of posts : 2156 Location : Arizona Registration date : 2008-11-18
| Subject: Re: Auto Industry Is Not Bailed Out Sat Nov 22, 2008 10:54 am | |
| Joe are you on a puter or tv2? I'll try just just putting in some code with sound and see what happens. | |
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Dulcimers
Number of posts : 49 Age : 91 Location : Clinton Mississippi Registration date : 2008-11-13
| Subject: Re: Auto Industry Is Not Bailed Out Sat Nov 22, 2008 11:03 am | |
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Dulcimers
Number of posts : 49 Age : 91 Location : Clinton Mississippi Registration date : 2008-11-13
| Subject: Re: Auto Industry Is Not Bailed Out Sat Nov 22, 2008 11:53 am | |
| C J I'm on my PC now. I see your water page but no sound which doesn't surprise me in this type forum. | |
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Tiz Admin
Number of posts : 385 Registration date : 2008-11-13
| Subject: Re: Auto Industry Is Not Bailed Out Sat Nov 22, 2008 12:12 pm | |
| Hey Joe( or Jack), since this Thread has turned into a "test" thread , when I Log-in here, the pages are off my screen to the right. I have to scroll right to see the whole page. This only happens on my PC. Any ideas? | |
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cactus_jack
Number of posts : 2156 Location : Arizona Registration date : 2008-11-18
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cactus_jack
Number of posts : 2156 Location : Arizona Registration date : 2008-11-18
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Tiz Admin
Number of posts : 385 Registration date : 2008-11-13
| Subject: Re: Auto Industry Is Not Bailed Out Sat Nov 22, 2008 1:10 pm | |
| Me either. It's in this forum. I've went both ways configuring the page width but it isn't taking. Maybe Suzy knows. | |
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cactus_jack
Number of posts : 2156 Location : Arizona Registration date : 2008-11-18
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Tiz Admin
Number of posts : 385 Registration date : 2008-11-13
| Subject: Re: Auto Industry Is Not Bailed Out Sat Nov 22, 2008 7:23 pm | |
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Dulcimers
Number of posts : 49 Age : 91 Location : Clinton Mississippi Registration date : 2008-11-13
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